MISKATONIC

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Floor 1

The first floor has two wings connected to the main lobby, labeled North and South. The lobby has a very large registration desk, with a number of chairs and comfy looking lounges placed around, with numerous potted plants, as well as a television that always seems to be showing Downton Abbey. If you try and change it, the lady at the desk will likely yell at you. The windows give a beautiful view of the city outside, looking bustling as usual.

This floor does not have any rooms for patients. Instead, this level is where the recreational things are. The North wing consists of a large swimming pool (and a jacuzzi!), a weight room, a check-in station for patients to sign in to said rooms, and of course, three large bathrooms.

The South wing is more for relaxation. There's a lounge with a television that actually has cable! Another room features a pool table and a few other simple games like ping pong and air hockey. As with the North wing, there's a check-in station and bathrooms.

At the end of each wing is a custodian's closet, and back in the lobby, there are two elevators that will allow you to traverse the floors with ease, or so you'd think. There are also sets of stairs in each wing, but who uses stairs anymore?

The elevators are simple enough, with numbers labeled 1, 2, 4, 5, 7. That's right, the numbers 3 and 6 are nonexistent. There's a spot for a key on the side of the panel, however.

The stairs lead both up and down, although the doors to the basement seem to be locked and reinforced.


Floor 2

The second floor is where the patient rooms begin. There are twelve in each wing, labeled 001-024. Each room consists of the same layout, although it's reversed in the opposite wing. A bed, sofa, two chairs, a coffee table, television, chest of clothes, and fully functioning bathroom. The windows all have quite a view of the city, too. Rooms on this floor have a BLUE tag.

There's a bulletin board in the little lounge between wings, along with a pair of vending machines that have your standard variety of sodas, waters, and snack foods. The board usually has a list of daily/weekly activities as well as the list of patients on that floor.

There really isn't anything out of the ordinary here, unless the custodian playing air guitar on his mop is weird. He has another closet at the end of the North wing.

The stairs do go up, but...there's no door for the 3rd floor either. They just keep going up to the 4th floor.


Floor 3


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Floor 4

The fourth floor is another patient ward! It has pretty much the same layout as the second floor, except the rooms have a GREEN tag. The rooms are labeled 025-036. Also, these rooms are double-room! Grats, you get a roomie. Everything in the rooms are the same, except there are two beds and chests instead of one. The custodial closet on this floor is in the South wing.

In addition, the North wing on this floor has a surgical suite, but...it never seems to be used for some reason. There's also a small library in the South wing which consists of mostly just classic literature, some children's books, and some not-so-scary horror stories. The collection is a fair mix of American, European, and Asian literature.


Floor 5

On to the fifth floor! Across from the lounge and elevators on this floor is another registration desk with a grumpy old man working. There's no custodial closet on this floor. Rooms on this floor are tagged RED and are labeled 037-050.

Floor 5 also has a large kitchen! There doesn't seem to be any chefs, but if you're hungry, one of the nurses would be more than happy to assist you in making something.

As with floor two going up, the stairs bypass floor six entirely.


Floor 6





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Floor 7

This floor is labeled the 'rehab' floor. While the first floor has the majority of recreational activities, floor 7's South wing has a beautiful greenhouse that gives you a view of the sky! They really went all out with this, and there's even a small koi pond and some plants you've likely never seen before. The greenhouse is locked at night.

The North wing has a small room devoted to arts and crafts!

There are fewer rooms on this floor, labeled 051-060, and are tagged PURPLE.

There are stairs that lead to the roof, but as with the basement the door is locked and very sturdy.


Basement


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